22 February 2013

Do list 2013


I am ashamed, truly ashamed of this. It's almost March and I have not shared my To Do List 2013 with you.

No worries, here it is and if you remember my Do list 2012 you might want to compare the two http://niguanta.blogspot.nl/2012/01/my-to-do-list-for-2012.html

My apologies for any inconveniences.

January

It passed but not without being noticed. Our Irish Newcomer from the Merlin Series made his way through the list in no time. He has worked as a model before being an actor and Merlin’s mercy it shows. My first favorite I present to you: Eoin Macken a.k.a. our very own Gawain.
February
It’s all in the mood for fairy tales and if you watch Once Upon a Time, it would be impossible for you not to fall for the charms of…well…prince Charming! Give it up for the honorable, perfect to introduce to your mother, the one and only Josh Dallas a.k.a. Prince Charming/David


March

Being all in mood for fairy tales, we cannot ignore the villains. In this case the villain is a woman and she is Dutch, how worse can it get? For the yet to see Hansel and Gretel movie, give it up for Famke Janssen, watch out she is a witch ;)

 
April
I cannot, shall not and will not have a Do List without one of our favorite candidates. Thor 2 is coming up and he cannot be ignored.  Australia is giving us a pain in the butt, not only they have a beautiful country, now they also have one of the most beautiful men in the world: Chris Hemsworth. And he’s got a gorgeous motor!
 

May
Damon, Damon, Damon what are we going to do with you?  I can think of several things. Our faithful vampire with eyes that easily kill, please applause for our Damon Salvatore a.k.a. Ian Somerhalder

 
June

My favorite month and I feel all tropical. I’ll have a Dean Winchester cocktail please…Jensen Ackles makes Supernatural great in the company of his brother. Well ok this picture ain’t the perfect one to show his manly side but still the guy can show off as much as he can. I love him anyway.

 
July

Still hot in the summer so I gotta keep them hotter. Jason Momoa, our Hawaiian treasure is gonna be Sly’s enemy! Wow only for that he deserves some spanking.


August

She had enough time to rest after her baby, now she gotta be back in the game. Shakira, even after that child you still look untouchable.

 

September

Jason Statham, it’s all about the attitude babe. He’s mean, cool and a manly man all right!

 
October

Brrr the wind is coming and the fairy tales time is back. Red Riding Hood from Once Upon a Time looks kinda whorish in her ‘real life’ but as Red Riding Hood her beauty comes to life.


November
It’s the dark times again and what better man to help you get through them than Mr. Dark himself. Along came a bat…

 

December
It’s the hobbit months again and well…last year he was a vampire, now he is a hobbit but that does not make him any less attractive. Another Irish man I need to spend my Saint Patrick’s Day with: Aidan Turner/Mitchell and now Kili J

 


 

 


 

12 February 2013

Ladies, let it be their Valentine for once!

Women want romance. No, we demand it! We want poems, music, heart shaped chocolates, roses, teddy cute cards and declarations that come straight from the heart. We want men to show us all the emotions they feel for us and make an effort in surprising us with things we never thought they could do. So in conclusion one can only imagine how much men hate Valentine's Day! Hate it. Why? Because it MAKES them do sweet things and men can't be MADE into doing anything, especially when it comes to showing their love. So single men say 'I'm glad I don't have to go through this shit', single women think 'oh, I am all alone on Valentine's day' and couples think 'oh man, there is that uncomfortable day again when we're not sure what to give or what to expect.'

It is a fact, there may be some exceptions but it is a fact that women expect more on Valentine than men do. I mean, it's the Love day, it's our day and not theirs because it has to do with love. And men don't like love shit right? But, we want men to be in it just as much as we do. Basically we expect the unexpected. We want to be surprised though we know it's Valentine and men are supposed to bring us presents. So imagine the disapointment when we don't get shit. Oh hell, all men know that look and those eyes when they come home with no presents. So this whole Valentine day is like an exam for men. And if you're in a new fresh relationship and the guy doesn't get a present, oh shit man then you're burned big time! Though a guy in that situation would never do that having in mind that all the presents he buys in the beginning is in order to get some. And who could blame him?

So let me suggest something new for this year. Instead of us, the women, single or doomed, waiting for the things we probably won't get because men are men, get off your asses and do something for the men instead. No, I don't mean get him flowers and hearty warty stuff. Just get him something he likes and that still makes him feel like he has a dick. Dress up nice, cook some nice meat, put out and go with him to any movie he chooses (as we all know how much men love those Valentine movies, I assume they will choose for something a little bit more...red). And for the record if you are single, any man would do. Just do something nice for a man.

Let the men feel like it's their day for once....But ladies, don't do that every year, we don't want to spoil them :)