In my YOLO story I have told you about my activities in the next months and this was one of them. I, of course, could not go on without sharing this tremendous experience with you.
As a ‘fun, us girls’ activity last Saturday a friend of mine and I went to the Kamasutra, the Erotic Lifestyle Fair. What did I expect? Well, something related to the arts of making love, sensuality and well…some hot people. What did I find? Not the things I just mentioned.
Ok, ok so what we went in the afternoon? The fair lasted until midnight but surely it had to be fun the whole day long? Wrong, we came in and soon came to the miserable conclusion that we were a minority in the love making fair. I didn’t know that these kind of fairs are also very attractive to the seniors among us. And with senior I just mean corpses. Sorry grandma, I don’t mean it like that but God, I never expected to see people your age at such a happening. There were a lot of old people and they were all…excited about the fair. We ignored it to a certain extend and took a look at the activities in the fair. There were special places where you could run around with your partner in a labyrinth and…you wouldn’t be alone, a lady show and other dark and sweaty places but we had to pay to go inside and we couldn’t peek so we thought fuck it. And so, we decided to take a look at the shops. We saw so many…instruments of love making that some were just to be laughed at but some were very interesting, though I don’t think they are made for just anyone. Let’s just say I saw a certain male object almost as big and thick as a baby and one can only wonder what (or actually how) a lady would actually do with just an object, by the way it was 50% off. Anyhooters…yes many of those too but not that beautiful. There was a SM corner, ladies and gentlemen, where love making took the next level in horrible, excruciating pain. Naked men with masks were put under different tests and endured each one of them becoming more and more…proud of their achievements, anyone getting this? No? Good. Of course no filming or pictures were allowed which I completely understand. The pain the men were experiencing was hilarious, but we were the only ones giggling. I think the rest was taking notes. But how can we not laugh when just next to us a man, with his wife at his side, was enjoying a male shaped lollipop, sucking and licking it with such passion that we couldn’t stop looking at him. Maybe it was just good candy :)
There was a stage also where different shows took place. One was with a charming pumped up gigolo and a nerdy girl screaming her lungs out just by looking at the guy. Our gigolo was of course too busy with himself to notice that the lady in question was sliding down her chair…But I must say during the show I have seen a different side of Alice in Wonderland and the Crow. Yes, Alice was very much in love with the Mad Hatter and they really wanted to show it to us. Let’s just say her mouth was very good at play backing. And the Crow, oh Lord from all the movies in the world they decided to make a Kamasutra version of this movie. For those who don’t know me I was a devoted fan to Brandon Lee, the deceased actor who played in the Crow. What I saw Saturday was no way to pay tribute to the movie. The Crow, a masked mister and his lovely…dead wife had an act which was kinda of SMish but not as painful as the SM we had experienced in the SM corner. Never seen the Crow with wax pouring on his…in his underpants…It’s a one in a life time experience.
Perhaps you’ve already tasted my opinion but the Kamasutra fair was basically not what I had expected. I thought Kama Sutra, the ancient Indian Hindu art of love making and sexual connection would be present at the fair teaching us new tricks and making us more aware of our physical and mental temptations but unfortunately this was not the case. What we faced was some slated porn stars and old perverts while the fair failed to create a sensual or at least a pleasant atmosphere for the ones who were expecting to see something more.
But at least now we know what the fair is all about. And it wasn’t all that bad, I found meself a nice Halloween witch costume (and it looks quite decent too). Didn’t expect to find it at a Kamasutra fair but hey, why not?
So for the ones out there who are thinking of going to the Kamasutra fair next year…gives us girls a call, we might come along (for a new Halloween costume of course) :)